Title: Comet The Evil Reindeer
Author/pseudonym: R. A. Swain
Fandom: Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
Paring: none
Rating: PG-13
Status: New 12/14/01
Archive: Yes, please. You have my permission to archive.
E-mail address for feedback: docswain@aol.com
Series/Sequel: Sequel to Reindeer Games
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Disclaimers: The characters are not my property. They are used without permission, and are used for the sole intent of entertainment and not for profit. Note other disclaimers at beginning of story.
Notes: Okay, it's official. I've got a very, very, sick mind. One Rudolph slash is only slightly warped, but when I start doing sequels, I even worry me. I'm just having too much fun to stop.
Summary: What goes on in the mind of an evil reindeer?
Warnings: Sick sense of humor at work.

Disclaimer: The following story contains adult subject matter. If you are under the age of 21 you should not be reading this and it is illegal for you to possess it. If you read beyond this point, you are claiming to be 21 years of age, and that it is legal for you to possess adult oriented material.

This is a sexually oriented work of fiction. If sex between consenting adults, homosexuality or therein is offensive to you, DO NOT READ IT! By reading beyond this point you are accepting homosexuality and adult oriented material willing.


Comet The Evil Reindeer
by R. A. Swain

Comet danced about his secret lair, just outside of Christmastown, around the hogtied body of his arch nemesis, Rudolph, laughing maniacally. "Rudolph with your nose so bright, you're gonna rot in Hell tonight!" He said, as he danced.

"Comet, you're evil! You're the most evil reindeer of them all!" Rudolph shouted while struggling with his bonds.

"I'm the most evil reindeer of them all!" He mimicked Rudolph. "Oh yeah, baby! That's me, Comet, the most evil reindeer of them all!" He danced some more, and kicked at Rudolph with his hooves. "I'm the number one reindeer to contend with now, noseboy! I'm the leader of the team! I guide Santa's sleigh, and there ain't thing one you can do about it."

"Comet, come on. I never wanted to take all the credit, it's just how things happened. You know, you were there, you saw how the press jumped all over the fact I have a red nose," Rudolph said.

"Oh yeah!" Comet shouted, getting right down in Rudolph's face. "You just *HAPPEN* to have a red nose. Make it glow now, Santa's little helper! Make it glow." He stomped at Rudolph's tail while taunting him.

Suddenly the door to Comet's secret lair burst open and Herme rushed in. "Stop! This has gone far enough," he shouted.

"Herme!" Rudolph shouted. "You've come to save me from the most evil reindeer of them all!"

"I knew you were weak, elf!" Comet hissed. "I knew you didn't have the guts to carry out my plan."

"No, I can't let you hurt my pal," Herme said. "He's my buddy, and even though I'm sick and tired of hearing all about Carson Daly, and Mariah Carey, and his big Hollywood career, and hangin' with Puff Daddy, and all the other celebs, I can't let you hurt him."

"Wimp!" Comet shouted. He danced about some more. "You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen, Cupid and Rudolph and Donder and Blitzen, but do you recall, the most evil reindeer of all," he sang mocking Rudolph's theme song. "Comet the evil reindeer, had a very evil plan, and if you ever heard it, you'd become one of his biggest fans. All of the other reindeer, were to scared to cross his path, only the most evil reindeer had the strength to haul Santa's fat ass."

Comet danced about wildly, singing his own praises. "Then one balmy Christmas Eve, Rudolph deserted the team. Santa came on bended knee to ask a favor of the most evil deer. Then how the reindeer feared him, and the all cowered at his name. Comet the evil reindeer, you go down in infamy."

"I can't let you do it!" Herme shouted. He leapt toward Comet, who reared and then bucked his hind legs catching the elf in the basket. Herme fell to the floor holding his crotch.

"Oh yeah! Two points!" Comet shouted. "I'm bad! I'm the deer!" He turned toward Rudolph, helplessly bound before him. "I guess he just wasn't elf enough to take me on. Now it's you're turn."

"Comet! Comet! Wake up!"

Comet's ears twitched, and his left front leg kicked out at the voices filling his head. "Huh?! Wha--"

"Comet," Santa said, standing over him new lead deer. "Time to wake up."

"Aw shit Santa, I was having a really killer dream. Man, it was good." Comet staggered to his hooves and shook all over.

"You can dream later," Santa said. "We've got a lot of work to do. I need to go over weather conditions with you, and brief the rest of the team and run a pre-flight check."

"Yes Santa," Comet said, savoring a few last moments of his fading dream. Soon, Rudolph, soon, he thought.

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